Saturday night 50th birthday.
A small number of guests on the night, with almost as many children to boost the numbers. Net result = Gangnam Style, Katy Perry, Los del Rio, and the help of a very enthusiastic little girl who I think is the future of entertainment and discos – a DJ in the making!
Embarrassing moment of the night (you know who you are if you read this item)… Was when a guest came to say hi (will get to that bit in a moment) then turned around and walked away but to my horror I noticed her dress was splitting at the back to reveal bra strap and all. I thought about it for a while then decided to do the right thing. I wish that little voice that told me to do it had also taken out a loan and bought me a clue on fashion… Yep I ran to inform the poor girl of her impending fall out, but only to be told “it’s supposed to be like that”, giving me that sympathetic and bemused look that made me glow a rich shade embarrassed red and return sheepishly to my work.
PS to the woman and her husband, nine years it’s been since I last saw you at the Hunters Moon for karaoke, it was great to see you again and sorry about the dress malfunction mistake. The names have been left out to protect the innocent.